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[Sep. 16th, 2004|09:02 pm] |
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| | Blink 182 - Carousel | ] | THE BUS:
Everyone answer these!
You're driving a bus that is leaving from Los Angeles and ending in San Francisco.
To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the next bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.
What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Riddle # 2
Read the paragraph and count the occurences of the letter F
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Question #1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, and ...
she had 8 kids already,
three of whom were deaf,
two of whom were blind,
one mentally retarded, and
she had syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Question #2:
It is Presidential election time, and your vote is the tie breaker.
Here is the breakdown of the three candidates:
Candidate A associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain-smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of good whiskey every evening.
Candidate C is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? |
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[Aug. 17th, 2004|08:08 am] |
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[Aug. 13th, 2004|09:45 pm] |
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| | Blink 182 - Emo | ] | Yeah, today was fun as hell. I got snapped by rubber bands all day! Justin and Jeremy didnt go to the movies with everyone else so we all went to justin's house! It was awesome! we went to the church and did some wierd tag game that was sort of freaky.We also recorded uus fake fighting. "I gotta get the fuck outta here" HAHA you would have to be theyre to get it. Justin's sister and her sister's friend were theyre and we recorded more of the movie they started a long time ago. Today was the funnest day ive had all week. I stayed theyre Until 9 and we played Justin's guitar. Then i finally went home so im sitting here feeling sorry for myself. Oh well this week cant get any worse....OR CAN IT!?!?!? |
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[Aug. 12th, 2004|07:59 pm] |
Im sorry for Being a shitty friend Im sorry for making fun of peter's mom Im sorry for making fun of Susanna all the time Im sorry for Getting in an argument with Gilmar Im sorry for using all Gilmar's ideas when theyre his and not mine Im sorry for being bossy Im sorry for treating people like shit Im sorry for making fun of people in general Im sorry for being an asshole to my dad Im sorry for not writing back to my Cousin in prison Im sorry for playing bass when Gilmar already was Im sorry for being mean to Krystal a lot Im sorry for being mean to Shane a lot Im sorry for using a name similar to Jeremy's on LJ Im sorry for making fun of Peter when i actually think he is pretty awesome Im sorry for trying to acting better than some people Im sorry for getting mad too easy Im sorry for making my mom's life hell Im sorry for being jeaolous of almost everyone around me im sorry for making everyone who hates me hate me Im sorry for being too nosy and trying to get into everyone's business im sorry for everybody i have ever offended in my 14 years of living Im sorry for my mom who might go to jail im sorry for myself who has to have the shame of crying every night |
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[Aug. 12th, 2004|07:57 pm] |
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Life sucks, More than ONE person hates me now. I dont wanna talk about it. |
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[Aug. 12th, 2004|08:50 am] |
Yeah, made a new LJ acct. I know its A LOT like Jeremy's " Blinkrjcted" but yeah Were starting a BLinkrejected club!!!! I like it better than HeavyLoadOfLife... Journalism is fun! all i have been doing is Buddy pick and LJ. |
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